Hello humans, I have news in the form of an announcement.
There are a mere 20 days (actually maybe only 19 at this time of night) left until the publication of Lost in Translation, which you can pre-order and other nonsense already. It's a bizarre, magnificent and unforeseen happening, which I am unbelievably excited to remind you of, and bombard you with. Ask me questions, tell me lies, and more importantly... go and hunt down my book.
My book. Lord in all the heavens it feels strange to write that.